The Visitation Of ChopChop: Final Phase

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Knowing that his time here was coming to an end, ChopChop began to spend more and more time sitting halfway down the stairs, remembering. 

ChopChop Halfway Down The Stairs


But, in order to chronicle his recent exploits, he found the time to summon the sonnet committee.

ChopChop & The Sonnet Committee


Finally, ChopChop acknowledged his friends and supporters as he set out on his farewell journey across the Lake of Inertia. This lake is usually hidden by a great fog of doubt and is only visible on alternate Tuesdays in November.

ChopChop's Farewell

Thankfully, he's gone (at least, for now), but whenever I stick my fingers into glue, I find I miss his feathery face and I must admit that his 106 not out for Greenbooth against Little Raveley proved conclusive on that glorious summer day.

Location: Little Raveley

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