The Professor's Lunchtime
The Professor's reputation as a connoisseur of fine food is entirely justified and recently it was my privilege to accompany this refined gourmet to a delightful lunch at one of his favourite restaurants - Starvin' Stu's Snack Bar, located on the edge of the Wilmot's Pool Academicals' training ground. We feasted on a panoply of unfamiliar and enticing dishes as the waiter played selections from the works of Erik Satie on a xylophone. The Professor graciously insisted that I should pay the grossly inflated bill. Truly, a red letter day.