Un Charlatan Crépusculaire

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The Professor and I were greatly honoured last year to make the acquaintance of Dr Twanketen Overmorrow, visiting Solivagant Scholar and noted exponent of the contrabass clarinet. Her discourse on the inference of quantum effects in the elegies of Sextus Propertius will never be forgotten in these hallowed halls and surrounding parishes.

Dr Twanketen Overmorrow

However, late one evening, following a notable dinner based upon a series of variations on Battenberg cake, she confided to us that she had been troubled and intrigued by dreams relating to the works of Guillaume Apollinaire. She described a recurring dream as “debout devant le zinc d'un bar crapuleux designed by James Ensor”. 


Dreaming of Guillaume Apollinaire

The Professor recommended an increase in jasmine tea consumption and a reduction in the amount of liver sausage prior to retiring for the night. However, on subsequent evenings, we did hear plaintive notes of the contrabass clarinet drifting through the air in the early hours.

Shortly afterwards, at the end of her sojourn, Dr Overmorrow returned to her post at the Gatteville-le-Phare College and Woodwind Museum, where she has opened a Crazy Golf and Mask Decoration centre with considerable success.

Location: Gatteville-le-Phare

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