The Professor Encounters a Cryptozoologist

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In recent years, the Professor has become fascinated by the legend of The Almost Invisible Cat of Aston by Budworth. He has told me on numerous and, frankly, wholly inopportune occasions that he regards this legend as a fine metaphor for both our age and also the state of Implausible Scholarship. 

The Almost Invisible Cat of Aston by Budworth

He was, however, enraged by a recent paper published in “The Journal of Insupportable News and Questionable Theories” which suggested that the creature actually exists in this world (or reality, as it's sometimes called). It went so far as to allege that the cat was known by the name “Rakehelly Sausagement”. 

The author of this paper, Mr Stonton Wyville, is both an eminent cryptozoologist and a specious opportunist who is probably best known for his essay “Mermaid of Mawgan Porth” and his televised documentary “The Unexpected Dog Wearing A Hat of Mortimer's Cross”.

The Works of Mr Stonton Wyville
The Professor has attempted to enter into a debate on this issue but Wyville insists on presenting his arguments solely through a megaphone from the top of a particularly inaccessible hill.  

Mr Stonton Wyville

Location: Aston By Budworth

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