The Jockey’s Adventurous Spirit

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Eventually, having allayed his initial and understandable doubts, we met with the Inspector Diddlecum in a small, private bar close to Elva Hill Stone Circle. At first, the conversation was faltering and the Inspector remained reticent, but once the Professor realised that they shared an interest not only in early Scandinavian mead halls but also in variants of the White Lady cocktail, we were able to begin a useful dialogue.

It seems that, despite our best efforts, the jockey's adventurous spirit together with a troubling fascination for the works of Schopenhauer were still causing him to seek out the most complex locations and enigmas without a single thought for how to find his way back again.

The Jockey’s Adventurous Spirit

We left the bar with heavy hearts shortly after the Inspector began a karaoke version of Wittgenstein's Tractatus (abridged). In the taxi on the way back to the railway station, the Professor confided in me:

“I've never trusted Schopenhauer. I believe that he kept poodles as pets and I've never trusted them either, not since one of them bit me as a child on the Isle Of Wight ferry. Although I must acknowledge that Schopenhauer was said to be a very fine deep backward point fielder in his younger years.”

Location: Elva Hill Stone Circle

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