The Professor Demonstrates the DLS

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Following several unsuccessful attempts to explain the details of the Duckworth–Lewis–Stern method, the Professor demonstrated a typical scenario in his lab. 

I hastily copied it down on the back of a discarded envelope. 

I think I can confidently state that this experiment finally makes everything completely clear.

The DLS Experiment

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