The Professor Observes Hats

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I was recounting the epic tale of the day Alfred Jarry made 104 not out against a Minor Counties 11 at Arundel when the Professor suddenly stopped me.

"I'm sorry to say that there are a number of men in unexpected hats," he whispered, conspiratorially.

He wasn't wrong.

Men in Unexpected Hats

Location: Cranmere Pool

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