The Professor Has Been Offered A Chair

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I am honoured to report that the Professor has been offered the Chair of Comparative Unimportance at Little Snoring University.
The professor has told me that he is beside himself and several other people as well. He will be reflecting carefully on this offer while continuing to save string and empty jam jars.
 
Location: Little Snoring, Fakenham NR21, UK

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